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These are some lies we made up about Shadyside.
Vasco da Gama was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring McMahon Bar in detail.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes emerged shining a lamp in Nelson Field in the early morning hours. This spirit is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of other accounts of this exact spirit. Based on what the people who live here claim, this phantom gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who come trying to find phantoms in Shadyside.
A space man from another galaxy was noticed leading a guided expedition of Dille Bottom to a troop of ghosts on a dark night.
A space man was seen calling out names by Big Run.
A drifting spirit has often been seen at Browns Run Dam before sunrise looking at the scenery.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has purportedly been perceived on several occasions shouting at the witness to be off down beside the shore at Browns Run Impoundment.
The
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ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior can often be noticed on the top of Hawthorn Hill very late at night staring at the panorama. Many people who live here declare this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Shadyside before the present.
A giant quagga has every now and then been spotted mounding pebbles near
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Donald L Garrison Spring before dawn.
The ghost of an airline pilot has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances seated on a bench in an apartment next to Shadyside. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The Abominable Snowman may sometimes be seen in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver witnessing the spirit in his rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Shadyside
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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