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The phantom of a civil war fighter was seen late at night staring across Hickory Flats. The watcher got freaked out and fled.
The ghost of a gentleman with a name carved into his hand was observed in a Seven Mile area clothing store, striding the aisles. The spirit did not seem to be agonized by the viewers.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often noticed weeping by Fort Hamilton Monument.
A gargantuan peccary has been spotted on frequent instances howling in Beeler Park on a dark night.
An extremely large koodoo may repeatedly be observed staring at the water by Bear Pond Dam on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Seven Mile
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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