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These are some lies we made up about Scott.
A space man from another planet has now and then been perceived in Bresler Park before sunrise seeking something.
The ghost of a lady with a word cut into her head is sometimes spotted drifting by on Cunningham Creek before dawn. Folks allege that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Scott. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her ears can every now and then be perceived rummaging around in garbage container on a Scott avenue.
A massive toad has often been noticed hanging in the air like a blimp in Scott.
The phantom of a woman with a switchblade in her chest is frequently perceived gazing at a person snoozing in a bed in a house in Scott.
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Ghost Sightings From Scott
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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