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These are some lies we made up about Sandusky.
An alien from another solar system is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing Buick on a murky road in the neighborhood of Sandusky.
A space invader can be witnessed over and over again in the rear seat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer has now and then been made out flinging pebbles into the stream at Cold Creek after midnight.
The spirit of a lady having satanic symbols etched into her cheek is sometimes perceived in Battery Park at night looking for a map. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a chilling spirit that any sound person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her head is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances gobbling a cookie at Sadler Sailing Basin late at night. It's been asserted that this individual ghost is probably
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the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Sandusky. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a bound up woman can occasionally be spotted by a guy hiking along a trail near Sandusky.
A female gripping her head next to her arm was made out chatting
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into the air next to the water at Cedar Point. The spirit was ingested by the night after being perceived. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening spirit that is preferably not upset.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head absent appeared very late at night examining Bay Point Shoal in detail. Being frightened by the viewers the ghost receded into the dark.
Plato was seen sitting on a stool in a home in Sandusky.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy was witnessed yelling underneath a streetlamp in Sandusky.
An alien from planet Venus was observed near Catawba Island State Park looking.
A headless woman has regularly been distinguished strolling from home to home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Sandusky road.
An alien from space is repeatedly noticed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Sandusky building.
A space invader has been seen on a handful of occasions gazing at folks in a Sandusky apartment through a keyhole.
The ghost of a teenage girl can
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be perceived very frequently in a secluded zone close to Sandusky. According to what the people who live here assert, this spirit is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Sandusky local.
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Ghost Sightings From Sandusky
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Ghost Sightings From Sandusky
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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