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These are some lies we made up about Salineville.
A space invader from deep space can be perceived repeatedly heaving bricks into the flow at Allman Run before dawn.
A very large hyena has now and then been observed going crazy at Highlandtown Lake Dam at night.
The ghost of a young-looking woman wearing a blood-covered prom dress is every so often distinguished concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Brush Creek Wildlife Area late at night. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Salineville long ago. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A headless woman has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions in Blazer Hollow on a dark night trashing an object.
An Anchisaurus has frequently been seen in a trailer in Salineville.
An enormous horse is regularly distinguished in a Salineville mobile home.
The ghost
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of a teen girl has been distinguished on a handful of instances marching along a secluded road near Salineville. Whichever way, this phantom certainly is creepy; one that any commonsensical person would not want to bump into.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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