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These are some lies we made up about Saint Marys.
A gargantuan dromedary is every so often perceived appearing in a bedroom mirror.
An martian explorer from another solar system has been noticed on a handful of instances having a seat on a stool in an apartment near Saint Marys.
A gigantic elephant may from time to time be made out in Armstrong Park late in the night hauling a dead body over the grass.
A guy with a knife in his head has often been perceived by Forty Acre Pond Dam late at night staring at the water.
The Mothman has been said to have been noticed on several instances staring in the center of Ankerman Creek.
The ghost of a mail carrier may often be perceived in Grand Lake St. Marys State Park outside the ranger station struggling to capture something.
A gentleman's body with the head of a sheep may be made out often around midnight rushing after a passing Chrysler on a shady highway close to Saint Marys.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has occasionally
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been distinguished in the backseat of a Ford by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A massive shrew is once in a while made out gardening in the back yard of a mobile home in Saint Marys.
A female person is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions by a lady hunting in a forest
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close to Saint Marys. Either way, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword may every now and then be made out seated in an armchair in an apartment in Saint Marys. In any event, this is an unfriendly phantom that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A large scary monster was observed marching from house to house before sunrise on a Saint Marys avenue.
An extremely large bighorn became visible browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Saint Marys residence before dawn.
A space man came into sight looking at folks in a Saint Marys flat through a keyhole.
Ludwig van Beethoven was made out hovering by a shadowy highway close to Saint Marys.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has regularly been observed posting a postcard at a Saint Marys post office.
An extremely large civet is repeatedly witnessed swallowing fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Saint Marys.
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martian traveler from deep space has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions conversing into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Marys
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Marys
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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