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These are some lies we made up about Saint Henry.
The Pied Piper was made out by Bear Creek screaming at the witness to leave.
A huge kangaroo materialized standing by a desolate road near Saint Henry.
A lady on fire, holding a gas bottle was perceived in Coldwater Memorial Park late at night hollowing out a hollow. There have been several tales concerning this phantom in the neighborhood.
An ET has often been distinguished traveling on a motorbike on a shadowy highway next to Saint Henry.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions drinking blood from a bottle at Bar-E Club Lake Dam at midnight. One thing's for certain, it's a creepy spirit that should be kept away from.
A young girl in a blood-splattered wedding dress can frequently be seen in an apartment in Saint Henry.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has every so often been perceived marching by the side of a desolate road in the vicinity of Saint Henry.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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