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These are some lies we made up about Russellville.
The alien technician of a flying saucer was made out by Lake Waynoka Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
A creepy being emerged bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake Waynoka late at night. This particular spirit has been distinguished frequently in this place.
The ghost of a copper-miner was distinguished in Chicken Hollow before sunrise consuming a cookie. There have been further tales involving this phantom in the neighborhood. One of the local residents steadfastly alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Russellville. One thing's for sure, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that is better not interrupted.
A female with a partially translucent body was noticed pulling a corpse from the cold water of Brady Run around midnight. Many stories of this ghost have been conveyed. Some of the people here declare this ghost loves terrifying foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Russellville.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet was witnessed pacing from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Russellville lane.
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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