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These are some lies we made up about Rocky River.
A glowing human shape came into view smoking a pipe in the middle of Big Creek. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very often in the neighborhood.
An alien was made out striding from residence to residence after midnight on a Rocky River residential road.
The ghost of a pregnant female was seen searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Rocky River flat after midnight. The bystander escaped when he witnessed the phantom. A local resident declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Rocky River before the present.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space was spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise flying over East Basin.
A decapitated man is regularly made out gazing at the water by Cleveland Harbor very late at night.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has been noticed on several instances down at Mill Creek Falls on a dark night gazing. One of
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the locals decisively argues that this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Rocky River some time ago.
The phantom of a guy gripping a blood-covered spear can often be distinguished stopping by Irishtown Bend before sunrise.
A huge mole may be noticed often in Cleveland Lakefront State Park quite near the park headquarters
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reasoning.
A sizeable frightening beast is from time to time seen rearranging orbs around in Ambler Heights Historic District before dawn.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances at Perkins Beach very late at night gazing at the waves next to the water. Some of the people who live in this town allege this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who are fearless enough to disturb the calm in Rocky River. Any which way, it's a terrifying spirit that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
A colossal moose may from time to time be witnessed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Rocky River mobile home.
Vincent van Gogh has regularly been distinguished gazing at people in a Rocky River house through a window.
A massive orangutan is regularly made out going bananas in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area right by the park headquarters.
The spirit of a man having satanic symbols cut into his nose may regularly be witnessed in a secluded neighborhood
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky River
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky River
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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