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These are some lies we made up about Rockford.
A Brachiosaurus has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances striding through a flat close to Rockford.
An alien from planet Neptune can be noticed very often at Ayre Ditch in the early morning hours tossing bricks into the water.
An alien from another solar system has every so often been made out meditating in Eden Haven Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A guy with a big hole through his torso is once in a while spotted at a coin operated phone in Rockford making a telephone call. Lots of residents declare this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Rockford long ago. Regardless of what people utter, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head has allegedly been perceived on several instances marching through a Rockford neighborhood churchyard. Residents who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who are brave
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enough to upset the serenity in Rockford.
A partially rotten human body was noticed pointing at the onlooker alongside a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Rockford very late at night. When distinguished the ghost approached the viewer who then ran away.
A giant pig came into sight in Ouabache State Park right by the park headquarters looking crossly at the watcher.
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Ghost Sightings From Rockford
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Ghost Sightings From Rockford
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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