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A very large okapi is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions yelling in Leo Petroglyph State Memorial at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can every now and then be perceived gazing in Buttermilk Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien was made out visiting Buzzard Rock late in the night.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy materialized twinkling a lamp mid stream in Big Run.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was noticed bass fishing from the water's edge of Gallahan Pond on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ray
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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