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These are some lies we made up about Ravenna.
A Brachiosaurus can repeatedly be observed in Diamond Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a corpse over the grass.
The phantom of a young woman with a cord around her neck has occasionally been witnessed at Indian Canoe Lake Dam very late at night enjoying the surroundings.
A huge crow is every so often seen in Barrel Run mounding rocks.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been observed on a few occasions nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Ravenna.
An exceptionally frightening ghost may from time to time be spotted in a boat on Lake George devouring a cookie.
An martian voyager from another world has repeatedly been spotted performing a tune on a guitar in a Ravenna home.
An ET from Venus has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances in a Ravenna highschool around midnight strolling the halls.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may frequently be made
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out in a mirror in a Ravenna apartment; the phantom was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A massive pony may be perceived very frequently in a house in the neighborhood of Ravenna.
An ET has sometimes been observed trying to locate a shoe underneath a parked Pontiac in a Ravenna parking lot before dawn.
The phantom of an old
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gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch is from time to time perceived looking late in the night by a road sign in Ravenna.
An martian explorer from deep space may every now and then be made out sitting at a coffee table in a Ravenna flat struggling to say something.
William Shakespeare was perceived shining a light in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area by the park headquarters.
A very large raccoon came into view pondering in Cleveland Lakefront State Park outside the ranger station.
A very large dugong was seen wandering through a home in Ravenna.
An ET from outer space materialized traveling on a steed in the middle of a road right next door to Ravenna.
The ghost of a flight attendant was spotted in a phone booth in Ravenna talking on the telephone. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been many other accounts of this individual ghost. Many folks who live here declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who have the nerve to interrupt the
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peace in Ravenna. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Ravenna
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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