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These are some lies we made up about Quaker City.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is every so often made out before sunrise pursuing a passing Ford on a murky road in the neighborhood of Quaker City.
An enormous mole has supposedly been made out on many occasions screaming at Hidden Haven Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a destitute guy can once in a while be spotted floating by on Millers Fork before sunrise.
The martian technician of a UFO was seen checking out Cat Hollow in detail around midnight.
A frightening beast became visible in the backseat of a pickup by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. When perceived the ghost approached the onlooker who then fled. No matter what folks articulate, it's a creepy phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a store clerk was noticed trimming bushes in the yard of a trailer in Quaker City. This individual spirit has been
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made out very often in this location. Nonetheless, it's sure a frightening ghost that you do not want to come across at night.
An extremely large mountain goat showed up by a person canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Quaker City.
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Ghost Sightings From Quaker City
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Ghost Sightings From Quaker City
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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