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These are some lies we made up about Prospect.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has repeatedly been distinguished heaving pebbles in the center of Battle Run.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is frequently perceived staring at the water by Ballville Dam in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a flight attendant has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions obliterating a photo down at the waterfront at Fremont Reservoir.
A gigantic jerboa may often be made out in Sawyer-Ludwig Park at the stroke of midnight looking for a picture.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system can be perceived time and again waving to cars alongside a murky highway in the vicinity of Prospect.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is every so often distinguished gulping regular from a gas pump at a fuel station in Prospect. It has been asserted that this particular ghost may be the soul of a local person who died here in Prospect a long time ago.
A space alien from another planet is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances in Delaware State Park near the ranger station reading a magazine.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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