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These are some lies we made up about Port William.
The spirit of an old female gripping a rifle may be observed repeatedly trying to seize something mid stream in Dry Run.
An ET has occasionally been spotted in the backseat of a car by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view mirror after midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has been spotted on frequent instances pondering at Bartley Pond Dam before dawn.
A space alien from Mars has often been perceived startling folks in a row boat on Bartley Pond.
The ghost of a flight attendant is repeatedly spotted pulling up weeds in the yard of an apartment in Port William. Locals argue that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Port William many years ago. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an intimidating ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Port William
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Ghost Sightings From Port William
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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