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These are some lies we made up about Pleasantville.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge white beard can be made out over and over again pulling a body from the freezing water of Indian Creek before dawn. Some of the folks here allege this spirit might be a well-known yesteryear resident of Pleasantville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has every now and then been made out by Kilbarger Pond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
A space invader from another galaxy is sometimes spotted throwing stones into Kilbarger Pond before dawn.
The phantom of a guy in soldier's attire has been said to have been made out on several occasions in a Pleasantville school in the early morning hours before sunrise walking the hallways.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head may from time to time be spotted in a mirror in a Pleasantville mobile home; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror. It has been declared that this exact ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Pleasantville.
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Ghost Sightings From Pleasantville
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Ghost Sightings From Pleasantville
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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