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These are some lies we made up about Plain City.
A gigantic tapir may be perceived very often by Robinson Run gulping root beer.
An ET has from time to time been perceived by Fairbanks Spring at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar.
A very large ocelot has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions burying a body by a sizeable rock in Jerome Township Park in the early morning hours.
An enormous oryx can every so often be noticed very late at night glancing across Kileville Post Office.
A massive jackal was seen resting at a coffee table in a Plain City mobile home sobbing.
The ghost of an aged female clutching a revolver came into sight pacing through a house in Plain City. Several people in the vicinity have had comparable happenings involving an identical ghost.
An extremely large porpoise became visible walking through a building close to Plain City.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy was made out at a public phone in Plain City using the phone.
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ghost of a waitress has often been distinguished walking through a Plain City area churchyard.
An ET from another solar system is regularly perceived pushing orbs around next to a desolate road right next door to Plain City before sunrise.
A gigantic coyote is known to have been made out on numerous instances standing by a desolate road
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next to Plain City.
The ghost of an old Indian chief may be witnessed very often gazing crossly at the eye witness near A.W. Marion State Park. Folks here say that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Plain City some time ago.
An alien has every now and then been seen in an apartment in Plain City.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is occasionally seen in a Plain City building. A local argues that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Plain City. Anyhow, it's a scary ghost that you do not want to run into after midnight.
A pitch black bat that transformed into a female can every now and then be noticed strolling alongside a desolate highway in the vicinity of Plain City.
An extremely large woodchuck has regularly been spotted appearing in a bedroom mirror.
Genghis Khan has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances seated on the floor in a trailer next to Plain City.
An alien voyager from the cosmos can frequently be witnessed
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at night sprinting after a passing Nissan on a shadowy road close to Plain City.
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Ghost Sightings From Plain City
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Ghost Sightings From Plain City
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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