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The ghost of a delivery man can be made out time and again trying on socks in a Pitsburg building.
A female shape has every so often been seen creeping out from a manhole on a Pitsburg lane on a dark night. Local people allege that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Pitsburg before the present.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO is from time to time perceived seeking a man in the center of Hog Run.
Napoleon Bonaparte is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions weeping in Routzong Preserve before dawn.
The spirit of a gentleman gripping a sword can sometimes be perceived snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Pitsburg.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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