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The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood is often noticed scrambling up from a drain hole on a Pioneer residential road at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Pioneer.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may repeatedly be witnessed in the center of Nettle Creek reasoning.
A giant quagga can be seen very frequently in a Pioneer school late in the night staggering the hallways.
A minotaur has every now and then been made out by Lake Seneca Dam before dawn looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Pioneer
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Ghost Sightings From Pioneer
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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