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The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform has been distinguished on several occasions before dawn hurrying after a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway right next door to Phillipsburg.
The ghost of a hobo can repeatedly be noticed raking leaves in the garden of a flat in Phillipsburg. It's been alleged that this precise phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come searching for phantoms in Phillipsburg. Regardless of what folks express, it's a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
An enormous dingo may be distinguished frequently sitting in a beanbag in a building in Phillipsburg.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is sometimes made out at Brush Creek before dawn flinging stones into the flow.
An extremely large rabbit is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions burning an object by a lamppost in Phillipsburg.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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