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These are some lies we made up about Perrysburg.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been distinguished on frequent instances in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. Locals here say that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Perrysburg local person. Anyway, this is a hostile ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of a gentleman in a military outfit can repeatedly be made out by a lady fishing by a lake near Perrysburg.
An alien from Saturn has from time to time been made out seeking someone near the water at Nelots Pond.
A Tyrannosaurus is every so often seen at Sentinel Point at the stroke of midnight looking down into the water.
A space alien from another world can now and then be spotted howling by Crooked Creek.
A massive hog has repeatedly been distinguished monitoring the panorama from the summit of Indian Hill
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before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship is often made out resting on a stool in a flat in Perrysburg.
An enormous kid can frequently be observed burying a dead body by a large boulder in Ashley Field late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may be spotted very often frightening folks
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beneath a streetlamp in Perrysburg.
An old knight's armor without a person inside has occasionally been made out searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Perrysburg mobile home after midnight. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is every so often made out screaming people's names in Sterling State Park quite near the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has been said to have been spotted on many occasions resting at a table in a Perrysburg building.
A partially see-through guy outfitted as the captain of a freight ship was perceived in a secluded area outside Perrysburg. When distinguished the spirit came up to the watcher who then ran away. Regardless of what, it sure is a scary ghost that should be avoided.
The phantom of a young guy having on a confederate uniform became visible hovering by a murky road in close proximity to Perrysburg. This particular ghost has been distinguished time and again
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Ghost Sightings From Perrysburg
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Ghost Sightings From Perrysburg
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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