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These are some lies we made up about Perry.
An extremely large snake was seen clutching a human cranium by the water at Indian Point.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword has often been distinguished before sunrise gazing over Hell Hollow.
A space invader from Pluto is regularly perceived at Lake Erie Girl Scout Lake Dam before dawn taking in the vista.
Julius Ceasar has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions in a Perry building.
An ET from another solar system can regularly be spotted glugging down water from Cascade Falls on a dark night.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets may be observed very often striding in the middle of a secluded highway near Perry.
A space man has every now and then been distinguished seated on a sofa in a house in close proximity to Perry.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is once in a while witnessed covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Helen Hazen Wyman Metropolitan Park in the early
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morning hours.
The ghost of a chained up female has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing VW on a shadowy road next to Perry.
A huge grizzly bear can now and then be observed by Big Creek howling at the observer to leave.
A colossal hyena has often been made out
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by The Ledges hurling stones.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space is frequently seen in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Perry
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Ghost Sightings From Perry
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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