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These are some lies we made up about Palestine.
A gigantic horse may be observed often in a home in Palestine.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been made out watching the surroundings from the highest spot of Hills Of Judea around midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a bag tied around her head is once in a while witnessed in Fort Jefferson State Memorial at midnight hauling a cadaver over rocks. A resident declares that this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Palestine a long time ago.
A space man may sometimes be perceived trying to exclaim something by Bethel Creek.
An alien traveler from space was perceived wandering beside a deserted highway in the vicinity of Palestine.
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Ghost Sightings From Palestine
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Ghost Sightings From Palestine
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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