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These are some lies we made up about Painesville.
A gigantic hog was observed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Painesville.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso became visible trying to hide a body in Mentor Marsh before sunrise. Panic stricken by the observers the ghost departed into the dark.
A man with the head of a devil was distinguished playing an accordion in a Painesville mobile home. This precise ghost has been observed time and again in this spot. A person who lives here argues that this spirit may be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Painesville some decades ago.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft was noticed swallowing apple juice at Cloverdale Lake Dam around midnight.
A female in flames, gripping a petroleum bottle has frequently been observed at night drifting down Big Creek. A number of of the folks here claim this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Painesville. In any event,
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it's a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A massive zebra has allegedly been noticed on many instances hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Chillicothe Park in the early morning hours.
A space man from Jupiter may repeatedly be seen in a Painesville highschool late in the night walking the halls.
A gigantic
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kangaroo can be spotted time and again in a mirror in a Painesville building; the phantom was exclusively observable in the mirror.
Galileo has every now and then been perceived in a residence outside Painesville.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot is once in a while observed in a Painesville area clothing store, staggering the aisles. Regardless of what, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
A colossal donkey has supposedly been seen on a few instances attempting to grip something in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Painesville.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can from time to time be witnessed flashing a lantern in Cleveland Lakefront State Park right by the ranger station.
A female with a blue-green face has regularly been spotted frightening folks outside Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area. According to the locals, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Painesville local.
The martian technician of a UFO is frequently
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noticed resting at a table in a Painesville mobile home repositioning orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Painesville
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Ghost Sightings From Painesville
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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