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These are some lies we made up about Oxford.
An extremely large ape was seen downing diesel from a gas pump at a gas station in Oxford.
A colossal mare has regularly been witnessed covering a body by a sizeable boulder in Artz Park after midnight.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances articulating into the thin air as if someone in addition was present. One of the people who live here decisively asserts that this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Oxford some decades ago. One thing's for sure, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a pregnant lady may regularly be distinguished at Acton Lake Dam before sunrise clutching a human headbone.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a coat can be observed frequently in Hueston Woods before dawn climbing a high tree.
A space alien has occasionally been observed yelling down by the water at Bunker Hill Haven Lake.
An
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alien traveler from deep space has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances walking a Great Dane at midnight on a shady Oxford residential road.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may every so often be witnessed looking through mobile home windows in Oxford in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A headless guy has often
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been seen in the middle of Brandywine Creek shining a flash light. Nevertheless, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be avoided.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft is often spotted watching cable in an Oxford living room after midnight.
An ET from Saturn can often be made out shifting orbs about by Whitewater Memorial State Park.
An extremely large basilisk may be distinguished very often searching through trash cans on an Oxford residential street.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been spotted on an Oxford street around midnight.
A big scary beast is once in a while distinguished staring at a lady slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Oxford.
A very large goat has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances trying on a shirt in an Oxford trailer.
A female with her left arm and left leg cut off can once in a while be spotted crawling up from a manhole on an Oxford lane very late at night. Several of the
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folks who live in this town allege this ghost enjoys startling folks who have the courage to disturb the silence in Oxford. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Oxford
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Ghost Sightings From Oxford
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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