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A woman with her arms cut off may be witnessed over and over again browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of an Ostrander building on a dark night. One thing is for certain, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you would not want to meet very late at night.
An Anchisaurus has occasionally been witnessed before dawn drifting along on Blues Creek.
An armed forces outfit strolling about lacking a body in it is now and then spotted having a seat at a coffee table in an Ostrander house.
A giant chipmunk has purportedly been seen on several occasions staring at folks in an Ostrander house through a keyhole.
A space man has repeatedly been seen walking by a shadowy highway close to Ostrander.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is regularly seen dispatching a letter at an Ostrander post office.
Little Red Riding Hood has been witnessed on numerous occasions conversing into the air as if somebody besides was near.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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