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These are some lies we made up about Okeana.
A giant coyote is regularly observed at Bartmess Lake Dam at midnight enjoying the landscape.
A female having a spear in her head has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions trying to seize something by Cooper Run. Lots of people who live here claim this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a resident who used to live here in Okeana. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
An enormous pronghorn can frequently be spotted going through a freezer in the kitchen of an Okeana building in the early morning hours.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be made out often on the shore of Bunker Hill Haven Lake frightening folks.
A drifting phantom has every so often been spotted calling people's names in Camp Saint Joseph late at night. People here argue that this spirit is the undeceased soul of an old Okeana local person. In any event, it's sure a creepy ghost that you shouldn't
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go looking for.
Leonardo da Vinci is once in a while observed resting at a coffee table in an Okeana flat.
A massive lemur is known to have been noticed on many instances looking at people in an Okeana trailer through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Okeana
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Ghost Sightings From Okeana
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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