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A big creepy beast can frequently be witnessed reasoning in Ayre Ditch.

A space alien may be witnessed frequently rearranging orbs around in Dickinson Park at the stroke of midnight.

An alien traveler from another solar system has now and then been observed by Van Wert Reservoir Number One Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water.

An extremely large snake is every so often witnessed facing the observer along a wild road next to Ohio City very late at night.

A space alien from Mars has been seen on a handful of instances standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Ohio City.

 

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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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