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These are some lies we made up about Novelty.
A space man from Saturn is sometimes distinguished at Bellwood Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking in the vista.
A female with a partly transparent body has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions by an old man canoeing in a river close to Novelty.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has repeatedly been noticed on the summit of McConougheys Hill after midnight monitoring the scenery.
A giant civet is often witnessed in Chagrin Falls Triangle Park Commercial Historic District late in the night pulling a body across the ground.
The ghost of a guy in an armed forces outfit has supposedly been made out on numerous instances down beside Chagrin Falls very late at night flickering a lantern. Either way, this spirit indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that is better not upset.
A colossal wombat may repeatedly be witnessed hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Aurora Branch in the early morning hours.
An extremely large colt may be observed very often gazing across Jackson Field around midnight.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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