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These are some lies we made up about Norwich.
A tremendously frightening ghost has occasionally been distinguished sniveling beside a secluded road in close proximity to Norwich late in the night. According to the locals, this ghost may be a celebrated former time dweller of Norwich. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An ET from planet Mars is from time to time made out at Bakers Pond Dam late at night enjoying the scenery.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a gun has been spotted on a small number of occasions at Buck Run very late at night tossing pebbles into the current.
A space invader from the cosmos was made out on the pinnacle of Drummond Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise viewing the panorama.
The ghost of a flight attendant appeared in Pleasant Valley at midnight frightening folks. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being distinguished.
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Ghost Sightings From Norwich
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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