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These are some lies we made up about North Ridgeville.
Thumbelina has repeatedly been spotted hauling a cadaver over the grass in Avon Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos is frequently witnessed staring at a person snoozing on a mattress in a building in North Ridgeville.
A large chilling spirit can repeatedly be observed in a convenience store in the North Ridgeville neighborhood.
The ghost of a young guy in a confederate uniform may be noticed very often at Brentwood Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the view. One of the people who live here firmly claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through North Ridgeville a long time ago.
The ghost of a street bum is once in a while made out scrambling out of a storm drain on a North Ridgeville lane at midnight.
A space alien from another galaxy may every so often be spotted by the waterfront at Jaquay Lake crying.
The spirit
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of a young-looking lady soaked in blood has often been seen by East Branch Black River gazing. In any event, it sure is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances performing a tune on a xylophone in a North Ridgeville mobile
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home.
A gigantic duckbill can frequently be noticed in a North Ridgeville highschool around midnight striding the corridors.
An extremely large elk can be observed often by Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area thinking.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso has once in a while been distinguished frightening folks by Cleveland Lakefront State Park. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not interrupted.
A guy with the head of a devil is now and then noticed in a mirror in a North Ridgeville building; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A semi rotten human body has purportedly been distinguished on many instances in a residence near North Ridgeville. Several people claim this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in North Ridgeville long ago.
A Chupacabra may every now and then be spotted searching for a bag next to a parked truck in a North Ridgeville parking lot late in the night.
A female on fire, gripping a gasoline container
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was spotted in a North Ridgeville area auto part store, wandering the aisles. The spirit didn't seem to be agonized by the witnesses. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty spirit that you don't want to bump into at night.
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Ghost Sightings From North Ridgeville
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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