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These are some lies we made up about North Olmsted.
Ferdinand Magellan is every so often spotted wandering through a house in the vicinity of North Olmsted.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions staggering through a North Olmsted area churchyard.
A giant orangutan can once in a while be seen up on the top of Cedar Point trying to capture something.
A Pterodactyl has regularly been seen twinkling a lamp down a secluded highway near North Olmsted very late at night.
An martian vacationer from deep space has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions reasoning in the middle of Abram Creek.
A huge porpoise may repeatedly be made out bass fishing from the water's edge of Jaquay Lake around midnight.
A colossal toad can be distinguished time and again by Baldwin Lake Dam at midnight staring at the water.
A menacing beast has occasionally been distinguished in Avon Park after midnight appearing bloodcurdling. Local people who
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have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in North Olmsted some decades ago. One thing's for certain, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a man dressed as a gardener is from time to time distinguished in the early morning hours fluttering across Gardner Flats.
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gargantuan prairie dog has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions looking at the waves near the water at Clifton Beach before dawn.
An ET from deep space was seen being in a vacant farmhouse in North Olmsted.
Vasco da Gama was perceived standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of North Olmsted.
A gigantic elk materialized mounding rocks in Cleveland Lakefront State Park by the park headquarters.
A space alien was observed downing blood from a jar in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters.
A cyclop was distinguished in a trailer in North Olmsted.
An enormous baboon has regularly been noticed in a North Olmsted mobile home.
An alien voyager from space has been made out on frequent instances striding by the side of a deserted road outside North Olmsted.
An extremely large mole can repeatedly be perceived appearing in a bathroom mirror.
A gargantuan bison may be seen time and again having a seat on a bench in a mobile home next
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Ghost Sightings From North Olmsted
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Ghost Sightings From North Olmsted
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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