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These are some lies we made up about Northfield.
Napoleon Bonaparte has frequently been observed reading a newspaper at Boston Lock in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is repeatedly perceived snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Northfield.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a large beard and a wooden leg is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions screaming beside Blue Hen Falls at midnight. Whatever people say, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
A gigantic parakeet may often be witnessed by Boston Run attempting to utter something.
A colossal panther may be spotted very often in a Northfield secondary school at midnight walking the corridors.
Little Red Riding Hood has from time to time been perceived on a dark night looking over Chippewa Ford Field.
A space invader from planet Mars is once in a while witnessed in a mirror in a Northfield building; the ghost was exclusively
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visible in the mirror.
A space invader from outer space can now and then be spotted hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Adams Park very late at night.
A space man was distinguished pointing at the observer by Boston Ledges.
A giant polar bear materialized in a mobile home near Northfield.
The ghost of a waitress
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was noticed howling at a tree in Harriet Keeler Memorial Woods late at night. The ghost mentioned revenging a homicide.
William Shakespeare materialized stacking chunks of concrete beside the waterfront at Camp Butler Lake.
A colossal alligator was observed at Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area trashing a picture.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was seen searching for a photo beneath a parked Pontiac in a Northfield parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. The viewer freaked out and fled.
A medusa has regularly been made out by Pine Swamp munching on a slice of pizza.
A very large bat is repeatedly observed smoking a pipe before dawn on a park bench in Northfield.
A dark bat that turned into a female has supposedly been made out on frequent instances outside Cleveland Lakefront State Park conversing into the night.
A giant mouse can often be witnessed sitting at a coffee table in a Northfield home reading a newspaper.
The ghost of a youthful woman dressed as a
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house keeper can be observed repeatedly strolling through a trailer in Northfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Northfield
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Ghost Sightings From Northfield
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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