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A huge gopher has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions fly fishing from the water's edge of Silver Lake at the stroke of midnight.
A terrifying creature can regularly be observed at the stroke of midnight gazing over Sunbeam Prairie. Whatever folks verbalize, it's a terrifying spirit that should be shunned.
The ghost of a silver-miner may be made out repeatedly trying to find a photo beneath a parked Toyota in a New Paris parking lot at night. Folks here who have noticed this spirit assert this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while journeying through New Paris long ago.
An alien from planet Mars has once in a while been witnessed shouting after midnight by a mailbox in New Paris.
A space alien from deep space is every so often distinguished at Bethel Creek around midnight throwing bricks into the flowing water.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances
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concealing a dead body by a big boulder in Glenn Miller Park at night.
An alien tourist from another solar system can once in a while be noticed taking a rest at the dining table in a New Paris home flickering a light.
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Ghost Sightings From New Paris
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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