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These are some lies we made up about New Madison.
An ET is every so often spotted in a New Madison highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the corridors.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has been said to have been distinguished on several instances destroying a hat up on the pinnacle of Hills Of Judea.
A large terrifying beast can from time to time be observed pulling a corpse through some bushes in Fort Jefferson State Memorial very late at night.
The spirit of a destitute gentleman has regularly been noticed in a mirror in a New Madison home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror. In any event, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a young cowboy is regularly noticed in the center of Gray Brook smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From New Madison
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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