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These are some lies we made up about New London.
An alien from another planet has occasionally been perceived pulling a dead body over the grass in New London Recreation Park around midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant female is every now and then distinguished at Buck Creek around midnight throwing stones into the flow. It's been said that this exact ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through New London some decades ago.
A space man has supposedly been distinguished on several instances looking at the water by Crall Pond Dam on a dark night.
A headless man may once in a while be made out in a trailer in New London. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in New London a long time ago.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform has repeatedly been distinguished walking in the middle of a wild highway near New London.
Vasco da Gama is frequently made out coming into view in a restroom mirror.
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giant lemur is known to have been seen on numerous instances taking a rest on the floor in a flat right next door to New London.
The spirit of a guy grasping a blood-splattered knife may frequently be distinguished very late at night chasing a passing car on a shady highway near New London. According to what the locals assert, this spirit gets
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pleasure from startling foolhardy people who have the courage to interrupt the calm in New London. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to come across very late at night.
An martian vacationer from another planet can be observed often picking flowers in the front garden of a flat in New London.
An ET from outer space has every so often been made out in Catawba Island State Park right by the park headquarters looking scary.
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Ghost Sightings From New London
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Ghost Sightings From New London
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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