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These are some lies we made up about New Lebanon.
A gargantuan deer has purportedly been spotted on many instances seeking a woman by Diehl Run.
The ghost of an old woman gripping a revolver can occasionally be noticed walking a Sheepdog at midnight on a dark New Lebanon lane. Anyway, it certainly is a scary spirit that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Henry VIII was spotted shouting in Bob Siebenthaler Natural Area before dawn.
An ET from Mars materialized watching television in a New Lebanon living room at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief was perceived searching through garbage container on a New Lebanon lane. This is one of those ghosts that is made out often close at hand.
A black as coal bat that transformed into a woman came into view up on Cedar Mound meditating. The eye witness fled immediately after he witnessed the ghost. If you listen to what the locals declare, this spirit is the undeceased spirit
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of an old New Lebanon person who lived here.
A gargantuan dormouse was seen on a New Lebanon street after midnight.
A giant aoudad was made out hanging in the air like a blimp in New Lebanon.
The Mothman has frequently been made out screaming names of people in Whitewater Memorial State Park by the ranger station.
A gargantuan
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frog is often witnessed gazing at an old man snoozing in an armchair in a residence in New Lebanon.
The ghost of a young female dressed as a house keeper has been noticed on many instances trying on a shirt in a New Lebanon building.
An ET from another planet can regularly be perceived ascending out from a manhole on a New Lebanon street at midnight.
A huge boar may be perceived often nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in New Lebanon.
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Ghost Sightings From New Lebanon
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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