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These are some lies we made up about New Carlisle.
An Allosaurus has every now and then been witnessed standing by a wild highway in the neighborhood of New Carlisle.
An alien is from time to time seen hurling bricks into the stream at Donnels Creek very late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos may sometimes be witnessed in Carriage Hill Reserve at night trying to find a man.
An alien from planet Mars was spotted in a building in New Carlisle.
A female with no head was perceived in a New Carlisle house. Other folks close at hand have had identical experiences involving an almost identical ghost. One of the residents determinedly claims that this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish folks who have the nerve to disturb the quiet in New Carlisle. In any event, it's sure a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy emerged striding by the side of a deserted road in the vicinity of New Carlisle.
The spirit of a youthful female
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with a rope around her neck was perceived coming into sight in a mirror. This spirit is exceptionally active in this area; there have been a few other accounts of this individual spirit. Several folks argue this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in New Carlisle in the past.
A space invader was made out shining
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a kerosene lamp quite near the entrance to Buck Creek State Park.
A gentleman without a head is repeatedly perceived relaxing on a bench in a home near New Carlisle.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship has been said to have been spotted on numerous occasions before sunrise hurrying after a passing Buick on a gloomy highway outside New Carlisle.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space can regularly be made out in the rear seat of a truck by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
A colossal panda has occasionally been spotted by a guy canoeing in a river right next door to New Carlisle.
An extraterrestrial from another world has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances sitting on the floor in a trailer in New Carlisle.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves can from time to time be made out flinging chunks of concrete next to a streetlamp in New Carlisle.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has regularly been spotted going through the closet
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in the bedroom of a New Carlisle house before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From New Carlisle
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Ghost Sightings From New Carlisle
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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