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These are some lies we made up about Newbury.
A massive monkey has been seen on one or two instances hovering in the air like a blimp in Newbury.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar may frequently be distinguished in a supermarket in the Newbury area.
A sizeable menacing monster may be distinguished repeatedly trying on a hat in a Newbury trailer.
A gargantuan snake has sometimes been distinguished pulling a body across the ground in Auburn State Wildlife Area before dawn.
A woman with no head is every now and then noticed at Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing boulders into the stream.
The ghost of a young female with a rope around her neck has been seen on frequent occasions hovering across Carroll Flats before sunrise.
A gentleman lacking a head may occasionally be spotted in a plastic boat on Akron City Reservoir smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Newbury
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Ghost Sightings From Newbury
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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