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The ghost of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck can be seen frequently in a secluded area in the neighborhood of New Bloomington. No matter what people utter, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gentleman without a head has every so often been observed by Blood Run startling people.
The phantom of an old prospector with a big mustache and a wooden left leg is once in a while distinguished yelling names in Big Island Wildlife Area on a dark night. Several of the folks here argue this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in New Bloomington.
A very large cat is rumored to have been observed on a few instances at Big Island Wildlife Area Dam around midnight turning toward the witness.
An extremely large ox may once in a while be witnessed on the shore of Big Island Wildlife Area Reservoir yelling at the viewer to leave.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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