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These are some lies we made up about New Athens.
A space invader from deep space may be noticed frequently by Bradford Dam late in the night looking at the water.
The spirit of a female with a switchblade in her head has from time to time been perceived tossing chunks of concrete into the stream at Campbell Run after midnight. Residents here who have observed this phantom allege this phantom is that of a resident who existed here in New Athens before the present.
The alien captain of a flying saucer is sometimes perceived up on Clark Hill holding a human skull.
An alien from planet Saturn can occasionally be made out crying by Fox Bottom.
A gigantic doe has repeatedly been noticed gazing by Barkcamp State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From New Athens
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Ghost Sightings From New Athens
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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