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These are some lies we made up about Newark.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has regularly been witnessed slurping milk near Licking Springs at midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter is frequently made out late in the night hovering over the Welsh Hills.
A gigantic camel has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions in Arnold Park at the stroke of midnight reading a magazine.
A giant opossum may often be noticed on a Newark road in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has now and then been noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Burse Hollow in detail.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO is now and then made out hovering in the air like a balloon in Newark.
A colossal hippopotamus is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions gazing at the water by Hoar Pond Dam around midnight.
An martian tourist from outer space can sometimes be noticed dragging a corpse from the cold water of Cat Run late
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at night.
The ghost of a lady with words etched into her nose has regularly been spotted up on the peak of Bald Knob terrifying people.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes is often made out in a sail boat on Lake Hudson repositioning orbs around.
The phantom of a lady with a switchblade in her back can often be spotted
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looking at a man snoozing in an armchair in an apartment in Newark.
A gigantic peccary can be distinguished frequently trying on socks in a Newark apartment.
The ghost of a tied up woman has now and then been made out climbing out from a drain hole on a Newark residential street late at night. It's been argued that this precise ghost likes frightening foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Newark.
A female clutching her head beside her arm is now and then perceived going crazy in Buckeye Lake State Park outside the park headquarters.
A giant wildcat has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Newark.
The spirit of a man with half his head not there was made out performing a song on a fiddle in a Newark home. When made out the ghost came near the watcher who then ran off.
An extraterrestrial from another planet appeared in a Newark highschool late in the night strolling the halls.
A giant kinkajou was noticed in a mirror in a Newark mobile
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home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Newark
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Ghost Sightings From Newark
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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