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These are some lies we made up about New Albany.
The ghost of a delivery man has sometimes been seen in Swickard Woods before sunrise hunting with a crossbow. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to run into on a dark night.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is from time to time seen in Bevelheimer Park in the early morning hours covering a dead body by a large rock.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a New Albany residence at the stroke of midnight.
A man's body with the head of a raccoon may every now and then be seen seated at the kitchen counter in a New Albany house. Nonetheless, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal rat has often been seen trying to touch something in Duncan Run.
A gargantuan salamander is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions at Hoover Dam late at night
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pondering.
An extraterrestrial from another world may regularly be observed looking at people in a New Albany flat through an air vent.
A sizeable terrifying beast has sometimes been perceived near the water at City of Columbus Sludge Pond shouting names.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft is occasionally made out staring
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across Cherry Bottom around midnight.
A space invader from planet Mars has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions in a wild location right next door to New Albany.
A giant capybara may every now and then be witnessed mailing a package at a New Albany post office.
A space man from another world was distinguished guzzling regular from a fuel pump at a fuel station in New Albany.
Socrates came into sight in A.W. Marion State Park near the ranger station tossing stones.
A female form was perceived walking a Collie on a dark night on a murky New Albany residential street. The ghost was ingested by the night after being seen. In any event, it certainly is a creepy spirit that should be kept away from.
An alien was noticed peeking through home windows in New Albany before dawn.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword was observed rummaging around in garbage cans on a New Albany residential road. Alarmed by the onlookers the spirit departed into the shadows.
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Ghost Sightings From New Albany
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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