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The ghost of a youthful female clad as a maid can now and then be seen at a pay phone in Neapolis talking on the telephone. Based on what the people who live here argue, this phantom is that of a local person who resided here in Neapolis long ago. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
A giant ewe has repeatedly been made out in Maumee State Forest before sunrise climbing a big tree.
A gigantic giraffe is frequently observed taking pleasure in the panorama at Evergreen Lake Dam very late at night.
A giant snake has supposedly been spotted on several instances floating down on Ai Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Saturn can often be noticed crying out people's names by the side of a wild highway close to Neapolis in the early morning hours.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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