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These are some lies we made up about Nashville.
An extremely large reindeer is regularly spotted watching television in a Nashville living room on a dark night.
The ghost of a young lady clothed as a maid has been seen on numerous occasions appearing chilling in Lake Park in the early morning hours. Several of the people who live in this town claim this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long dead Nashville local. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
An alien from Venus can repeatedly be made out pointing at the watcher by Crab Run.
A sasquatch has sometimes been distinguished at Coy Lake Dam before sunrise gazing angrily at the onlooker.
A space invader from outer space is every now and then witnessed in a row boat on Shreve Lake shouting at the eye witness to beat it.
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Ghost Sightings From Nashville
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Ghost Sightings From Nashville
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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