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These are some lies we made up about Mount Gilead.
The spirit of a young guy dressed in a winter coat may be noticed often traveling on a pony down a highway in the vicinity of Mount Gilead.
A mermaid has occasionally been witnessed striding through an apartment near Mount Gilead.
A decapitated man is every so often witnessed hauling a corpse across the dirt in Mount Gilead State Park on a dark night. Loads of residents allege this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to reside here in Mount Gilead.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform has purportedly been noticed on a small number of occasions by Candlewood Lake Dam very late at night staring at the water. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The phantom of a man carrying a blood-covered axe may sometimes be made out very late at night floating along on East Branch Whetstone Creek. People assert that this ghost is the struggling
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spirit of a long forgotten Mount Gilead person who lived here.
A massive kitten has often been observed marching through a Mount Gilead neighborhood churchyard.
A soldier's outfit staggering about lacking a body in it is repeatedly seen going berserk by the side of a wild road near Mount Gilead very late at night.
The ghost of
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a civil war soldier is known to have been observed on numerous occasions standing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Mount Gilead.
The phantom of a terribly burned female can repeatedly be perceived riding on a motorbike on a dark highway in the vicinity of Mount Gilead. One of the people who live here steadfastly argues that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Mount Gilead long ago.
An alien traveler from the cosmos can be witnessed frequently near the entrance to Buckeye Lake State Park destroying a picture.
A gigantic dormouse is sometimes seen in a building in Mount Gilead.
The phantom of the driver of a train has been said to have been perceived on a few instances in a Mount Gilead mobile home.
A space alien from outer space may now and then be perceived wandering beside a desolate highway right next door to Mount Gilead.
An ET was perceived coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
The Mothman came into view very late at night following a passing Jeep on a shadowy road in
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the neighborhood of Mount Gilead.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Gilead
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Gilead
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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