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A space invader from another galaxy showed up throwing boulders into the water at Crabapple Creek in the early morning hours.
A dark snake that shape-shifted into a female was spotted peeping through house windows in Mount Eaton at night. The ghost greeted the witness.
A gigantic deer appeared concealing a cadaver by a large rock in The Wilderness Center at midnight.
An extremely large dormouse was seen at Harmony Lake Dam after midnight looking at the landscape.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has repeatedly been noticed up on Weimers Hill frightening folks.
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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