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These are some lies we made up about Mount Cory.
A very large mongoose was distinguished walking a Bulldog before sunrise on a shady Mount Cory avenue.
An extremely large snake was distinguished staring through apartment windows in Mount Cory after midnight.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe has often been noticed pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Cartwright Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has allegedly been made out on several instances tossing pieces of wood into Buckeye Lake around midnight.
An ET from Venus may repeatedly be observed by Bluffton College Lake Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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