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These are some lies we made up about Morral.
An ET was witnessed relaxing at a coffee table in a Morral house holding a cranium.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been noticed in the middle of Blood Run howling.
The spirit of a pregnant female is regularly made out staggering through a mobile home in Morral.
An ET from another world is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances taking in the landscape at Big Island Wildlife Area Dam at midnight.
A space invader can repeatedly be made out down near the shore at Big Island Wildlife Area Reservoir flickering a flash light.
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Ghost Sightings From Morral
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Ghost Sightings From Morral
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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