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These are some lies we made up about Montezuma.
Leonardo da Vinci is regularly distinguished smoking a pipe in the center of Beaver Creek.
The ghost of a lady with half her head not there can repeatedly be made out reading a magazine down by the water at Harbor Point. Regardless of what folks say, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn can be perceived very frequently concealing a corpse by a large boulder in Celina Main Street Commercial Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic quagga has once in a while been made out gazing at people in a Montezuma flat through a keyhole.
A lady with a sword in her head is once in a while witnessed hitch-hiking in the middle of a gloomy highway close to Montezuma. Some of the people here say this spirit may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Montezuma long ago. Nevertheless, it sure is a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Montezuma
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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